... for what you may ask? For my new family! I do have some.... um , what do they call it... yeah, those E-L-G-i-B-i-l-Y-T-i-t-i requirements. Ugh, spelling is so hard. Anywayz, herez a list of what you need to have before i even look at your applikation. One, you need to have toyz. Two, you need to have a lap. Three, your hands need to be available at all timez to provide belly rubs and scritches for ME! And to throw toyz for ME. And hand out yummi treatz to ME. In exchange, I am offerink sloppy kisses, ball katching servicez and that... enthuziazm... yeah, I have some of thatz to offer. Herez me:
Ok, thatz all for now. Gotta go -- my foster siblingz and toyz are waiting.