This is me Ted! I have been buzy vacationing and learning human rules. Vacationing was fun. I got to do this a lot:
Learning human rules waz not so much fun because they put thingz like thiz on me:
But foster mom sayz it paid off, and as a result, I am a pet border collie, no longer a semi-feral naughty dog. Also, I am now used to being home when the humans leave and I rarely bark! But hey, whatever rocks their boat... as long as they let me be the ball master and the snoozing-on-the-couch master, I am fine with their silly rules, hehe!